I am a 19-year-old male and have very big dreams that involve working from home, living in the middle of the woods, reading books written in foreign languages and adopting children and raising them with bedtime stories about magical lands made of key lime pie and chocolate. I am painfully slow-witted at times and incredibly sharp-as-a-tack at others. I do not consider myself politically correct. I love alcohol, french fries drenched in honey mustard salad dressing, M&Ms, and Nesquik strawberry milk. I love touching pineapples and kiwis. I hate cellphones but want an iPhone. I love roller coasters but hate riding them. My heart belongs to Tara. That is all.